A couple went Christmas shopping at the mall. They decided to go
their separate ways and meet two hours later. The husband was at their
appointed meeting place at the appointed time, but there was no sign of
his wife. (no surprise there)
After waiting for half an hour, he
started looking for her but couldn't find her in any of the stores she
usually frequented. Finally, thoroughly tired of looking for her, he
approached a beautiful hot, sexy blonde on a mall bench.
He smiled at
her and said,"Please, talk to me! Quick!"
She said, "Huh? Why?"
"Because I've been looking for my wife all over this mall and I can't find her," the man replied.
"Excuse
me sir, how will talking to me help you find your wife? I have
absolutely no idea what she looks like, much less where she is."
"Oh,
I know you don't know where she is... It's just that I've been looking,
but I can't seem to find my wife anywhere around this mall. However, I
know every time I start talking to a beautiful,sexy woman, like magic,
she *suddenly* appears!"
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